So, last night, I was folding laundry. I fold these cool Nike dri-fit socks that I had never seen before and I said to Robert, "Oh, I like these socks. I haven't seen these before." Of course, I assumed they were his. Who else's would they be?? He looks at them and says, "Those are yours. They aren't mine."
I know my socks. Those are not my socks. They are not Robert's socks. Who's socks are they and why are they in our dryer??
like this but cut lower to the ankle. owner of these socks show yourself.
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hahaha ok, I found a pair of levi's jeans in my closet the other day. I don't even know what place sells women's levi's so obviously there aren't mine. I panic - david's having an affair! I try them on, they are too small. Damnit, David's having an affair with someone skinnier than me! I question him. He laughs and looks at me like i'm crazy. A week later, I remembered buying those jeans at Kohl's. HA! Hilarious!
OMG-I am cracking UP!!! "Damnit, David's having an affair with someone skinnier than me!" hahaha. i love where our crazy woman minds go!!! glad you had the Kohl's flashback!!! hahaha
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