Friday, April 1, 2011


I don't have a blog to bitch, moan and complain about things. I save that for Robert. Ha. Kidding, kidding. What I really do is internalize those feelings and then eventaully I'm put on medication and talk to a psychiatrist every 3 months about those things. HA. I'm funny.

Enough out that.

I'm going to need a moment to complain a little and just say that this is annoying:

Victoria Secret Model, Candice Swanepoel is joining that lucky percentage of humans that just "can't seem to put on weight." She says, "Actually, this year my problem has been more putting the weight on and getting muscle on because it's been really busy," she said. "I've been traveling around like crazy. I get skinnier if I'm very busy."

her "problem" pppppffffftttttt
I just hate when I get too skinny from traveling so much. Oh wait. I'm not skinny and I'm not traveling. 

I need to be nice because Robert can easily get too skinny. He stopped drinking cokes once and people began to talk, like they're are talking about poor Candice. When I say "people" began to talk, I mean, Robert's parents said to him, "you're too skinny! you need to put on weight!" 

Don't you just hate it when you get too skinny?!

Who are you people and why didn't I get those genes?!

I still want a margarita. tgif. 


Taylor Rew said...

AMEN. I mean are you reading my mind? I hate that bitch! I just posted about weight. I hate that I did, but I felt like I had to. Sigh... stupid marriage weight.

a. scarff said...

Hahahaha. Taylor, omg, I miss you. My husband and I were cracking up at "I hate that bitch!" I'm sure you are beautiful and skinny as always! We' re women, we have phases :) Yay for you blogging more!